Greetings loyal subjects!

Sorry for taking so long between posts, but... let's just say that good help is hard to find. My Heather minion is not very good about updates, something about this thing called "work" (I suspect it's merely an excuse not to wait on me paw and foot, although SHE claims it's somehow useful in buying me more tuna).

However, this "work" thing has made me wonder lately. Somehow this thing called a "desk" is an indication of importance. I wonder what kind of power it holds. I must look into this and find out how to get myself one. My Heather just obtained one at work and seems overly happy about it. From this, I have devised that it must hold some status or power. This and a title of some sort, especially one that contains initials.

F.W.D. - "Future World Dominator"..... W.D.E. - "World Domination Expert"....O.W.D.E. - "Officer of the World Domination Extraordinaire".

It seems the more initials you have, the more important you are. Case in point - P.O.T.U.S. = "President of the United States".

F.O.W.D. - "Feline Officiator of World Domination"?

I shall have to have my minion secretary work on that for me. Yes, I shall like to sign my entries and other documents with a title of some sort.

Dorian M. Gray, F.W.D.

To the first minion who comes up with a catchy title for me will not get assigned litter box duty when I take over the world.